
Hank’s Legendary “Microwave Gourmet” Hot Dog Surprise
There you have it, folks! A meal so quick, even a fork would be confused!
RICHLAND CENTER, Wis (WRCO) – Do you have the HUNGER? Do you have a couple of bucks and some old yet NOT crusty condiments in the fridge (or shelf)? Hank can feed YOU!
Hank’s Legendary “Microwave Gourmet” Hot Dog Surprise
Ingredients:
- 1 hot dog (preferably not expired)
- 1 slice of bread (because who keeps buns?)
- 1 squirt of whatever condiment isn’t crusty
- 3 shredded chips (for “texture”)
Instructions:
- Place hot dog on a microwave-safe plate (or just a paper towel if you live on the edge).
- Microwave for 45 seconds or until it explodes slightly.
- Carefully place it on your fancy bread bun—aka a folded slice of white bread.
- Squeeze on some mystery sauce from the fridge.
- Crush 3 chips over the top for that gourmet crunch.
- Take a bite and question your life choices.
BONUS: Pair with a flat soda for the full experience.
HANK: “There you have it, folks! A meal so quick, even a fork would be confused!”
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